Jokes of the Day

You know?? Jokes happen around us always.......

SDuring the furniture fair in PISA, (walking in happily)....
Conversation:
unknown：小姐，请问要登记为选民吗？？
me：噢！不要。。(feel tht something not rite...)
after 5 minutes,....
me：(does that mean i look like older than my age 19th?!.....SHIT!!)
         *Face BLACK*

Cycling in my taman non-stop regularly everyday...
i found that there are more and more neighbour stare at me....(am i too ugly or pretty??)
Saw my uncle neighbour...
Conversation:
me：hi, uncle!!
uncle：=.=....(thinking who i am...)
me:...*smile sweetly to him*
uncle:  是你啊！！*face surprised* 头发留长了。。我差点认不得你！！
me :  *perasan face* (i think maybe i am too beautiful...hehe)
(from the conversation above....i think PRETTY is more appropriate!!)

My Foundation Life

This is just a remark of the end of my foundation life.
what's more??? 'NOTHING'...means i really learn 'NOTHING'!!!
First semester:

• Rushing here and there.
• Study last minute.
• Exam and test were just reminding me that i am a STUDENT.
• Online!!~~^^(facebook....facebook...)

Second semester:

• Lenggang-lenggang.....
• Assignment, test, exam.....
• Learn to flirt on Mr.Muttalib
• Getting prepare for a failled trip to thailand
• Moral : BLANK!!
• Online!!~~^^(facebook...facebook...)

Third semester:

• Tell myself to be serious!! (p/s: i mean tell only but not force:P)
• Study all important things and FORGET all important things.
• Move to new hostel.
• Able to go for a trip to KLCC (p/s: revisit the place i have went before except PVIC)
• Last minute for exam
• Online!!~~^^(facebook....facebook...)

So, what's next??? UNDERGRADUATE life!!

Dialouge with myself:
eevon, 'CAN YOU PLEASE BE serious A BIT!!'
'what?? i CAN'T hear you!!'
'YOU ARE dying!!'
'...'
'I AM TALKING TO you!!'
'sorry,.....i can't hear anything while my eye in on FACEBOOK!!'
'...'
'finally!!....you SHUT UP!!'

It was all FACEBOOK false!!~~~^^

梦。情（一）

睡梦中，四周一片浓雾。
隐约望见一个人影在身边，也意识到一条纤细的红线。
太阳坦白的残忍让浓雾都散了，剩下的。。。
一条红线，
三道人影，
叶面上反光的露珠，
不同的表情。
梦醒了，睁开眼，射进眼帘的是灯光不是阳光。
梦境让绪梦者知道，有一天会在阳光下目睹梦幻的结局。